April fools, it wasn't your baby after all!

Ok. This thing is a bit old already and I don't know why I didn't write about it when it was a current matter.
Anyhoo, it was on the papers almost everywhere in Europe - so I think most peoples reading this might've heard about it already.

A little over a month ago the UK press was crazed about the case of the "13 y-old dad".
Let me paint a picture for you about what this was all about, (under) Alfie (13) and Chantelle (16), the proud parents of lil Maisy.

(Skankymom.jpg courtesy of The Sun)

I mean, look at that face! This picture always makes my brains go to overdrive cause I just CAN'T believe that the innocent looking little near cherubic Alfie had the smex with that monstrous thing!

Well, for Alfies good fortune, it was cleared about a week ago that he in fact isn't the father of the "love child"... since the appearance of miz uglyface on the papers, dozens of other boys came forth telling they've had it with the slapper Chantelle, demanding a paternity test.

Unbelievable.
First of all, WHO in their right mind goes and does that and then admits to doing it?! ..must be really ugly and desperate guys.